animentality:

(via noir-renard)

televisionenjoyer:

My problem is that I have betrayed everything that I am for phone in bed

(via shortangrybisexual)

quasi-normalcy:

evilscientist3:

the two fundamental truths of historical and contemporary mankind:

1. we were just as smart then as we are now
2. we are just as stupid now as we were then

1. Yes, the Ancient Egyptians absolutely could have built the pyramids
2. Yes, modern people absolutely could have a moral panic about bicycles driving women into fits of licentiousness

(via susiephone)

uncertainlys:

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

(via deathstroke-the-himbonator)

radiation:

radiation:

Right now the world is sick and the only thing that can make it right is getting Riverdale back on air

Are You Fucking Prepared

(via skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat)

notcaycepollard:

ekjohnston:

ironychan:

In archeology there are artifacts, which are items made or modified by humans, but there are also manuports, which haven’t been modified but are found far from any possible origin point and there’s no explanation besides somebody carried it there. Manuports include things like stones, fossils, and seashells, and have been found in deposits as much as three million years old.

So yeah, apparently the oldest human activity for which we have evidence is Picking Up Cool Rocks.

I was on a team that found a walrus tusk on a late IR2 site in central Jordan. We all knew what it was instantly, but just kind of sat there, telling ourselves stories about how it got there. It was plain and unmodified, and probably one of the coolest things the team ever found.

The Makapansgat pebble is [possibly] the world’s oldest manuport; it’s about three million years old, has indentations that look a bit like a human face, and was found in a cave in South Africa alongside Australopithecus bones, at least 3 miles from the nearest natural source.

“It has been suggested that some hominids might have recognized it as a symbolic face, in possibly the earliest example of symbolic thinking or aesthetic sense in the human heritage, and brought the pebble back to the cave.”

Anyway I just think that’s neat. One of our very early ancestors saw a stone that kind of had a face in it and went “hey, friend stone” and took it home.

lynati:

ace-sailor-uranus:

soberqueerinthewild:

Shel Silverstein predicting ChatGPT in 1981

tbh i think this poem is better served with the *whole* picture, don’t you?

…Oh yeah.

(via sergle)

usersupes:

Are you ready for this? Oh, yes, yes…

PACIFIC RIM (2013)
dir. Guillermo del Toro

(via hermannsthumb)

alivehouse:

they should invent an apartment that a normal person can afford

(via shortangrybisexual)

lakemojave:

Dude you’ve gotta get into the twisted visceral convergence of flesh and machine. sound of the summer

(via boyslovevisualnovel)

spiralatria:

this ‘being really tired after work’ thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams’ thing has anyone else noticed this

(via boyslovevisualnovel)

clairenovvak:

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

(via boyslovevisualnovel)

motto-chanto-itte:

sometimes it’s OK to skip a song you like when u don’t feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings

(via shortangrybisexual)

creepingmonsterism:

*gets different kinds of pseudoscience confused* you only use 10% of your brain until you’re 25

(via shortangrybisexual)

maykitz:

the amount of maintenance being alive requires.. i got nothing against eating but 3x a day, every day? couple hours max until you feel hunger coming back? the same teethbrushing routine every morning and night forever? showering doesn’t last more than a day? give me a break

(via toast-ranger-to-a-stranger)